Why should I hire these Realtors because somewhere in the world several villages have just got to be missing their idiots.
Retard: “to delay the progress of.” Retarded: “characterized by slowness or limitation in intellectual or emotional development." A listing agreement is an employment contract where an owner of real property hires a real estate agent to market the seller’s property, negotiate offers and close an accepted deal. Since Nevada is a Right to Work state, the seller can fire the real estate agent at any time. Examples of where the real estate agent should be fired, or not even hired in the first place, are too many to note, but here are a few recent ones. The source is the Realtors Real Estate Directory Volume 16, Issue 8 which has that it is “a Publication of Northern Nevada Regional MLS . . . is the most comprehensive source for local real estate inventory available to the public in print.” I sure would never use any of these real estate agents or their companies after seeing their advertising. These misspells, defective grammar and lack of attention to detail just proves why one shouldn’t hire them. Another reason is that not a single one of them has a real estate degree . Why should I hire these Realtors?
Page 1, MLS # 80002060: Mark Rasmussen, Skyline Realty: “BATH AND WALIN CLOSET CEILINGS NEED TO BE REPAIRED AND NEW PAINT THROUGHOUT (2 BIDS @ 2,000).” What’s a “WALIN” and why is this guy yelling at me with his all caps? He yelled again on Page 2, MLS 800002875, and Page 32, MLS 80003474. Yelling just tells me the agent doesn’t know how to market. Mark, how about going into auctioning real estate? Maybe yelling will come in handy to you there as it is a detriment here.
Page 1, MLS # 80001883: Gerald Morrissey, Jr., RE/MAX: “better than new.” What does that mean?!
Page 1, MLS # 700018684: Reena Smith, ERA: “This is home ownership at it’s Best.” Do you really think that seller hired this agent to write this sentence? This what? It’s?! How about its? Old MLS number so property on market long time.
Page 1, MLS # 80004713: Yadira Izquierdo, Keller Williams: Written all in caps and I just do not like being yelled at which caps represents. Izquierdo didn’t even use all the space allowed to market the property. A lazy agent is what that says to me. Give up the real estate license Izquierdo.
Page 1, MLS # 60027768: Kay Skinner, Desert Diamonds: What the hell kind of a name is Desert Diamonds Realty? That is a very old MLS number so property has been on market very long time. She wrote all in caps. I don’t read it when it’s in all caps. Why do the agents have to yell so much? Eric Rosenberg, Prudential Nevada, did it on Page 32, MLS # 80001534. Kay and Eric, you also need to give up your real estate licenses and check out auctioning.
Page 1, MLS # 80005386: Lora Rehberger, HomeGate: Ends with “Bonus room with sunken hot.” What the hell is a “sunken hot”?! Page 16, MLS # 80001320: “It s not a condo, it s a LIFESTYLE” Where’s her punctuation? According to the Washoe County public records, it is a condo. Another case that begs the question of how this idiot got her real estate license.
Page 2, MLS # 70022101: Maria Biel-Haines, Ferrari-Lund: “Built from the ground up . . . notice the roof is pitched.” How did this idiot get and keep her license? Aren’t all houses built from the ground up? I’ve never seen or heard of a house built from the air down. All roofs are pitched.
Page 2, MLS # 70004337: David Wiggins, Dickson: “Room landry room . . . antistc city.” What’s a “landry . . . antistc”? This guy actually expects to be paid several thousands of dollars with spelling and lack of attention to detail like that. Give up the real estate license Dave.
Page 2, MLS # 80003301: Sheryl Callahan, Century 21, “Desireable . . .” Another one expecting to get paid several thousands of dollars with her spelling and lack of attention to detail. Give up the real estate license Sheryl and join Dave.
Page 3, MLS # 70023788: John Wolf, Realty Executives: Realty Executives is like military intelligence. “FREE granite slab counters, tile roofs, A/C, upgraded appliances, cabinets and faucets. . . to Parr Blvd. to.” Ok, I’m skipping the house and just taking the free stuff, and “Parr Blvd.” to where?
Page 3, MLS # 800048788: Lou Melton, Statewide, “river,park ,watch the fireworks, balloon races and lights from the Casino’s.24hr.Doorman,indoor swimming,sauna,excercise . . .Parking is assigned $50.per month on rotation basis.” Another idiot with a real estate license. Give up the real estate license Lou, and join Sheryl and Dave.
Page 8, MLS # 70020476: Maria Biel-Haines, Ferrari-Lund: “sell on an All Inclusive Deed of Trust. . . Separate Laundry Room and carpot if fence is removed.” An All-Inclusive Deed of Trust is illegal because it violates the Due on Sale clause in the Deed of Trust. That’s the felony of * mortgage fraud . Why does she even have a real estate license?! What’s a “carpot”? I get one, and a laundry room, if the fence is removed?! Maria, you’re in the ranks of Gledhill , Barry , Clark , Mapes , Sickler , etc.
Page 8, MLS # 80004755: Patricia Schweigert, ERA, “Previously listed at over $250,000.00. You can have it for $190,000.00 NOW.” How about I wait 30 days and I can have it for $180k? On the other hand, I wait 6 months and have it for $120k. Listed price is only asking price. It has nothing to do with fair market value. This agent is just another example of Realtor contempt for the public as she thinks the public is too stupid to know that a seller had it listed way over market price. For more about more declining in value, see Why You Should Wait to Buy A House . Pat, you get to join the ranks of Patty Dotson.
Page 16, MLS # 80003918: Rochelle Mezzano, Keller Williams, has no descriptions in any of her listings, just her recycled pitch to sell herself to get more listings. How about she instead market her listings as she was hired to do? Better yet, drop the license since she doesn’t have a clue how to market real estate.
Page 16, MLS # 80004202: A.J. Johnson, J.E, Johns, “I kid you not, I swear this home looks like “Martha Stewart” lives here . . .” On Page 34, MLS # 80005666, has “diitch cleaning.” Give up the real estate license A.J. and join Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 31, MLS # 80005312: Jenny Kottel, Dickson, “not a shore sale.” Give up the real estate license Jenny and join A.J., Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 32, MLS # 80004553: Jeanene Raffanelli, RE/MAX, has no description written out. Give up the real estate license Jeanene and join Rochelle.
Page 32, MLS # 80005665: Carol Rosario, Liberty, “Fireplace with pettet” What is a “pettet”? Give up the real estate license Carol, and join A.J., Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 35, MLS # 80004737: Craig Kuckhoff, C/B Village, “Being situated at the end of the street” And that means what?
*Mortgage fraud is punishable by up to 30 years in federal prison or $1,000,000 fine, or both.
Some of the applicable Federal criminal statutes which may be charged in connection with
Mortgage Fraud include:
18 U.S.C. § 1001 - Statements or entries generally
18 U.S.C. § 1010 - HUD and Federal Housing Administration Transactions
18 U.S.C. § 1014 - Loan and credit applications generally
18 U.S.C. § 1028 - Fraud and related activity in connection with identification documents
18 U.S.C. § 1341 - Frauds and swindles by Mail
18 U.S.C. § 1342 - Fictitious name or address
18 U.S.C. § 1343 - Fraud by wire
18 U.S.C. § 1344 - Bank Fraud
42 U.S.C. § 408(a) - False Social Security Number
Village Idiot
The painting shows a surprised village that has just discovered that they lost their village idiot. The sign on the door reads "LeFT 4 BiZnEss joB in tHe Sitty- V.I." The quote at the top confirms, "Yes, somewhere in the world a village misses its idiot."
Available at DonnaBellas CafePress and DonnaBellas Zazzle .
Retard: “to delay the progress of.” Retarded: “characterized by slowness or limitation in intellectual or emotional development." A listing agreement is an employment contract where an owner of real property hires a real estate agent to market the seller’s property, negotiate offers and close an accepted deal. Since Nevada is a Right to Work state, the seller can fire the real estate agent at any time. Examples of where the real estate agent should be fired, or not even hired in the first place, are too many to note, but here are a few recent ones. The source is the Realtors Real Estate Directory Volume 16, Issue 8 which has that it is “a Publication of Northern Nevada Regional MLS . . . is the most comprehensive source for local real estate inventory available to the public in print.” I sure would never use any of these real estate agents or their companies after seeing their advertising. These misspells, defective grammar and lack of attention to detail just proves why one shouldn’t hire them. Another reason is that not a single one of them has a real estate degree . Why should I hire these Realtors?
Page 1, MLS # 80002060: Mark Rasmussen, Skyline Realty: “BATH AND WALIN CLOSET CEILINGS NEED TO BE REPAIRED AND NEW PAINT THROUGHOUT (2 BIDS @ 2,000).” What’s a “WALIN” and why is this guy yelling at me with his all caps? He yelled again on Page 2, MLS 800002875, and Page 32, MLS 80003474. Yelling just tells me the agent doesn’t know how to market. Mark, how about going into auctioning real estate? Maybe yelling will come in handy to you there as it is a detriment here.
Page 1, MLS # 80001883: Gerald Morrissey, Jr., RE/MAX: “better than new.” What does that mean?!
Page 1, MLS # 700018684: Reena Smith, ERA: “This is home ownership at it’s Best.” Do you really think that seller hired this agent to write this sentence? This what? It’s?! How about its? Old MLS number so property on market long time.
Page 1, MLS # 80004713: Yadira Izquierdo, Keller Williams: Written all in caps and I just do not like being yelled at which caps represents. Izquierdo didn’t even use all the space allowed to market the property. A lazy agent is what that says to me. Give up the real estate license Izquierdo.
Page 1, MLS # 60027768: Kay Skinner, Desert Diamonds: What the hell kind of a name is Desert Diamonds Realty? That is a very old MLS number so property has been on market very long time. She wrote all in caps. I don’t read it when it’s in all caps. Why do the agents have to yell so much? Eric Rosenberg, Prudential Nevada, did it on Page 32, MLS # 80001534. Kay and Eric, you also need to give up your real estate licenses and check out auctioning.
Page 1, MLS # 80005386: Lora Rehberger, HomeGate: Ends with “Bonus room with sunken hot.” What the hell is a “sunken hot”?! Page 16, MLS # 80001320: “It s not a condo, it s a LIFESTYLE” Where’s her punctuation? According to the Washoe County public records, it is a condo. Another case that begs the question of how this idiot got her real estate license.
Page 2, MLS # 70022101: Maria Biel-Haines, Ferrari-Lund: “Built from the ground up . . . notice the roof is pitched.” How did this idiot get and keep her license? Aren’t all houses built from the ground up? I’ve never seen or heard of a house built from the air down. All roofs are pitched.
Page 2, MLS # 70004337: David Wiggins, Dickson: “Room landry room . . . antistc city.” What’s a “landry . . . antistc”? This guy actually expects to be paid several thousands of dollars with spelling and lack of attention to detail like that. Give up the real estate license Dave.
Page 2, MLS # 80003301: Sheryl Callahan, Century 21, “Desireable . . .” Another one expecting to get paid several thousands of dollars with her spelling and lack of attention to detail. Give up the real estate license Sheryl and join Dave.
Page 3, MLS # 70023788: John Wolf, Realty Executives: Realty Executives is like military intelligence. “FREE granite slab counters, tile roofs, A/C, upgraded appliances, cabinets and faucets. . . to Parr Blvd. to.” Ok, I’m skipping the house and just taking the free stuff, and “Parr Blvd.” to where?
Page 3, MLS # 800048788: Lou Melton, Statewide, “river,park ,watch the fireworks, balloon races and lights from the Casino’s.24hr.Doorman,indoor swimming,sauna,excercise . . .Parking is assigned $50.per month on rotation basis.” Another idiot with a real estate license. Give up the real estate license Lou, and join Sheryl and Dave.
Page 8, MLS # 70020476: Maria Biel-Haines, Ferrari-Lund: “sell on an All Inclusive Deed of Trust. . . Separate Laundry Room and carpot if fence is removed.” An All-Inclusive Deed of Trust is illegal because it violates the Due on Sale clause in the Deed of Trust. That’s the felony of * mortgage fraud . Why does she even have a real estate license?! What’s a “carpot”? I get one, and a laundry room, if the fence is removed?! Maria, you’re in the ranks of Gledhill , Barry , Clark , Mapes , Sickler , etc.
Page 8, MLS # 80004755: Patricia Schweigert, ERA, “Previously listed at over $250,000.00. You can have it for $190,000.00 NOW.” How about I wait 30 days and I can have it for $180k? On the other hand, I wait 6 months and have it for $120k. Listed price is only asking price. It has nothing to do with fair market value. This agent is just another example of Realtor contempt for the public as she thinks the public is too stupid to know that a seller had it listed way over market price. For more about more declining in value, see Why You Should Wait to Buy A House . Pat, you get to join the ranks of Patty Dotson.
Page 16, MLS # 80003918: Rochelle Mezzano, Keller Williams, has no descriptions in any of her listings, just her recycled pitch to sell herself to get more listings. How about she instead market her listings as she was hired to do? Better yet, drop the license since she doesn’t have a clue how to market real estate.
Page 16, MLS # 80004202: A.J. Johnson, J.E, Johns, “I kid you not, I swear this home looks like “Martha Stewart” lives here . . .” On Page 34, MLS # 80005666, has “diitch cleaning.” Give up the real estate license A.J. and join Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 31, MLS # 80005312: Jenny Kottel, Dickson, “not a shore sale.” Give up the real estate license Jenny and join A.J., Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 32, MLS # 80004553: Jeanene Raffanelli, RE/MAX, has no description written out. Give up the real estate license Jeanene and join Rochelle.
Page 32, MLS # 80005665: Carol Rosario, Liberty, “Fireplace with pettet” What is a “pettet”? Give up the real estate license Carol, and join A.J., Lou, Sheryl and Dave.
Page 35, MLS # 80004737: Craig Kuckhoff, C/B Village, “Being situated at the end of the street” And that means what?
*Mortgage fraud is punishable by up to 30 years in federal prison or $1,000,000 fine, or both.
Some of the applicable Federal criminal statutes which may be charged in connection with
Mortgage Fraud include:
18 U.S.C. § 1001 - Statements or entries generally
18 U.S.C. § 1010 - HUD and Federal Housing Administration Transactions
18 U.S.C. § 1014 - Loan and credit applications generally
18 U.S.C. § 1028 - Fraud and related activity in connection with identification documents
18 U.S.C. § 1341 - Frauds and swindles by Mail
18 U.S.C. § 1342 - Fictitious name or address
18 U.S.C. § 1343 - Fraud by wire
18 U.S.C. § 1344 - Bank Fraud
42 U.S.C. § 408(a) - False Social Security Number
Village Idiot
The painting shows a surprised village that has just discovered that they lost their village idiot. The sign on the door reads "LeFT 4 BiZnEss joB in tHe Sitty- V.I." The quote at the top confirms, "Yes, somewhere in the world a village misses its idiot."
Available at DonnaBellas CafePress and DonnaBellas Zazzle .
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